Tourism Game – How to Get Laid as a 'Free Tour' Guide

Last week we covered the 2 best guide jobs for getting laid. Now let's dig deeper into how to capitalize on the 'free tour' guide niche, even if you’re NOT the guide.

Last week we looked at the two best guide jobs for all you horny dudes in the industry. As a guide, you have access to multiple short romantic affairs with hot tourist girls.

We went over the process from meet-to-lay with girls in the #1 certified best job for consistent one-night stands with these girls: guiding pub crawls.

This week, we will focus on getting laid from the #2 best job: guiding free tours.

 

Free Tours Are the Best for Girls

We saw last week that guiding free tours has advantages over other types of tours to boost your casual sex life.

With more expensive, usually private, small-group, prepaid tours, there’s more pressure to perform. It’s also a crustier crowd. You can still flirt with hot daughters visiting with their relatives, but you have to be super discreet. Finally, the chances of it leading to a lay are slimmer, not to mention that the risks to maintaining your employment increase exponentially.

Similarly, guiding bus tours of huge groups of older couples with headsets is not ideal. There are rarely hot young girls there, and you’ll have more responsibility on your shoulders as the organizer of the expedition, meaning less opportunity to game the girls.

So let’s assume you’ve chosen to become a free walking tour guide. Now what? How do you begin to make the most of the job to shag hot girls weekly?

 

How to Become a Tour Guide Girls Want to Screw

To begin capitalizing on being a free tour guide to get laid with a healthy variety of different cute, hot girls, you need to set yourself up to become a man they are attracted to from the outset.

An exceptional tour guide has these qualities:

• Is willing to emote

• Doesn’t take himself too seriously

• Is humble

• Has accrued considerable amounts of interesting knowledge

• Knows how to transmit this knowledge in simple, non-academic language

• Has a good sense of humor

You have to learn how to break the ice with people and make them comfortable around you (just like leading pub crawls).

To become better at influencing your clients, which is useful to get them to buy other tours or to come with you to venues where you can eat for free, it helps to look your best.

• Trim your nails

• Shave your beard (or neatly trim it)

• Get a haircut

• Whiten your teeth

• Pluck your nose and eyebrow hair

• Don't smell bad

Beyond these basic appearance tips, you should create your personal brand. Research the masculine archetypes (warrior, magician, etc.) and find one you might fit into. It’s best not to try to assume them all, as they aren’t exactly interconnected.

You can only be one dude at a time, so pick the sexiest vibe that suits you best and attracts the girls you want.

You should also look at adopting good posture and body language so that you stand straight and look people in the eyes without fear with a strong frame, even if you aren’t particularly muscular. It inspires trust and confidence.

A muscular build allows you to not have to be so careful with the way you dress. If you max out both, you have the potential to be deadly successful.

Going on a tour means you spend around three hours standing, listening to, and walking around following your tour guide.

To get raving reviews, nice tips, and repeat customers:

• Be charismatic

• Learn good speaking skills

• Have a high energy vibe

• Keep a positive frame of mind

• Develop a well-projected, deep, booming bass voice

However, to hook up with a plentiful supply of the hotter girls coming on your tours, you also need to remove potential negative knee-jerk social frame reactions from them.

This is what straight posture, doing strength training (or body building), and honing your style and appearance can do for you.

Your clients will be following you around as an authority figure, and you will be able to affect their mood, as you will be in a leadership position. Anything you can do to boost your mood before a tour, like listening to your favorite upbeat music, meditating, drinking green tea, or eating raw cacao nibs, etc. will improve your performance. Meditating especially helps you focus, remember names, and be more interactive, making the experience more personal and memorable.

 

Can You Shag Tourists Without Being the Tour Guide?

Yes, this is possible and not necessarily difficult. If you aren’t the guide, the best way to access the girls on the tour is to befriend the guide and then flaunt this “friend of the leader” status as preselection to better leverage your game (again, just like with the pub crawl).

Then, when the guide invites the group to lunch after the tour (if he takes guests with him to the restaurant, he doesn’t have to pay for his meal), and the girl you want is going as well, you go along with the group. Now you can flirt with her. Number-closing her in front of others in the group is also okay. Now that the tour is over, you’re free to do whatever you want.

If you don’t want to befriend the tour guide, start casually chatting from a social frame with a group of girls or a specific girl within the group during the walking tour when the guide isn’t speaking. It’s advisable, though not mandatory, that you also chat with other guests so it doesn’t seem like you are hitting on her. Invite her (or them) to lunch after the tour, or get her number during the tour if you can do so discreetly.

 

How to Spot Horny/Attracted Girls as a Tour Guide

When guiding a pub crawl, where it is socially acceptable to hook up provided you do the job properly, girls will often tell you they want you or make a move on you. As a day tour guide, things are slightly different.

You see, it is not socially acceptable for a girl to make obvious advances on you during a day tour. The same way it isn’t acceptable for you as a guide to make moves on her. Subtlety is the name of the game. Anything overt will cost her reputation within the tour group and might get you into trouble.

Nevertheless, there are a couple of tell-tale signs that, beyond telling you a girl is horny, reveal she is into you:

1. If she’s horny, she’ll usually be revealing more skin, be scantily clad, more provocatively dressed, perhaps with brighter colors

2. If she’s into you:

   1. You see her gawk at you, mesmerized, unblinkingly: you catch her staring at you more than once while you are delivering your tour

   2. She’s giving proximity indicators of interest, like staying close to you as the group walks

   3. She stays behind at the end, lingering, or gives you opportunities for isolation during a break, instead of always being surrounded by other tourists

   4. She smiles at you or blushes slightly when you look at her

   5. She is timid when you talk to her one-on-one, or she's just flirty

   6. She looks down first when you make eye contact 

So you’ve worked on improving your looks, adopting good posture and body language, finding your personal brand, and have accrued knowledge about the city you’re guiding and thrown in some ice-breaker jokes that put everyone at ease.

Let’s say you’re giving your tour, and you spot a girl who seems attracted to you (and doesn’t have her boyfriend with her on the tour). Now what?

There are three ways to get her to meet you later:

1. Get her number during the tour

2. Invite her to get a drink with you after the tour is over (try to do this isolated, out of the earshot of the group)

3. Invite a group of your guests, in which she is included, to have lunch with you after the tour

 

How to Number Close Girls from Your Tour to Meet Later

Here’s how to get her digits, and meet her later:

1. If she’s within earshot of the other guests, a non-threatening and status-preserving way to invite her out is to talk to her one-on-one, and mention that you are going to a concert that evening. It’s best if you’ve told the entire group about it as an option beforehand.

2. If she’s beyond earshot of the other guests, you can make a more direct statement of intent, such as “I want to see you again. Let’s get a drink at some point after the tour is over before you leave.” If she responds positively, tell her “Ok. We’ll swap numbers later.” This way you cement the discretion component, making sure other guests don’t see you getting her number.

How discreet do you need to be? A lot more than these two!

 

How Soon Should You Meet Her?

It’s always best to meet the girl on the same day that you delivered your tour, as the compliance built up from her following you around for three hours will wear off with time. The exception is if you bump into her again serendipitously after the tour and the vibe is rekindled, or if she’s already dead set on having you.

When organizing the logistics of the meetup, it’s best to go with an "ASAP" strategy, as tourists don’t always have Wi-Fi, and you will experience time lag between your texts, her reading them, and her responses.

 

Wrap Up

In the realm of tour guiding, free tour guiding is superior for the sheer volume of girls and ease for you as a guide. You can get girls to meet you later because you have fewer responsibilities than guiding large headset-wielding international tour bus expeditions, or small-group private walking tours.

As a free tour guide, you can optimize your situation. This will allow you to go for the hottest girls in your tour groups with few negative knee-jerk social frame reactions. So, improve your style, get some muscles, adopt proper posture and body language, have confident eye contact, and project a booming bass voice straight from your groin.

Girls who want you will unconsciously stare awestruck at you while you deliver your speeches to the group. They will look down or avert their gaze when you look them straight in the eye unblinkingly. They might also smile timidly when you look at them.

When getting girls on your tours to meet you later, avoid letting the other members of the group see you making a direct statement of intent, a proposal to meet, or exchanging numbers during the tour. You want to preserve her reputation at all times. You should also use plausible deniability, keeping things light and casual.

Text and meet her ASAP due to typical vacation communication lags to capitalize on the compliance generated during the tour.

Cheers,

Frankie

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