Tactics Tuesdays: Playfully Invite Women with the Non-Invitation

Hey guys. Welcome back. I hope you are all doing well.
When you first approach a girl, you need to achieve a few things in relatively quick succession:
I’ve heard and read a bunch of conversations from guys recently as they talk to girls where the girl gets bored and pulls away. These conversations have varied from:
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This article is more relevant to relationships than it is to seduction—however, it plays its part there too.
Generally, I find that men are only able to do ONE (1) of these:
A reader writes to ask:
This report by TheDude originally appeared on our forum here.
Haven't posted on here for a looong time.