You're not as complicated as you think you are. I guessed right because I've known your kind all too well. It has more to do with high T than with being Aquarius.
I'll add that half the stuff on Chase is useless when it comes to getting it on with you as you're pretty matter-of-fact when it comes to hooking up ("You're a hot piece of hunk, I'm kinda horny, let's get it on.") You also have a lot of insecurities. And you'll want to settle down and have children at age 32-33.
In the meantime, you'd fare well in my beloved desert. Though I'd definitely kick your ass when it comes to shooting lizards. ;)