I say super persian, b/c she was insanely hot.
I’ve been a little b@#$* the last few months and haven’t been posting much on the boards. Long story short, I am starting to get my life together and everything is getting better
My appearance:
Tight dark blue banana republic jeans, orange tight polo, brown loafer dress shoes, big shiny watch, and large black raincoat (stylish, but past crotch in length). I’ve lost over 20lbs the last couple months, so I don’t fill in my clothes like before.
I got off work around 6pm today and went to a Whole Foods for grocery shopping. I was about to get into line when I saw a persian girl walk past me. She had a peacoat on, but sported white yoga pants. Let me say that again…WHITE yoga pants. She had hazel eyes, long black hair, but thick eyebrows that were obviously trimmed (persian people will agree with me here). She was very athletic, buff, around mid-20s, and 5’5’’-5’6''. She even had Kim Kardashian long, wavy hair. It sent shivers down my spine, so I had to find her (the ass not the eyebrows lol).
She wasn’t carrying a basket, but was darting around the deli and bakery section frantically looking for something. Honestly, like briskly walking around in circles like a 8 y.o. kid. I said f-it, there will be other girls and went to the deli counter to place an order. She gets up right next to me and interrupts the clerk, shoving a food platter in his face saying it looks gross. The clerk said that it was covered with bacon, but he’ll try to find another one.
I tried to capture the dialogue as best I could, but note that the interaction was VERY dramatic. This girl was hot and cold, one moment super bubbly and the next completely serious.
The Approach:
Overview:
This was the best conversation I’ve had in awhile, the sexual chemistry was off the charts with this one. The only think I could think of was addressing her objection better about this being an abnormal place to meet. The top 5 hottest girls I’ve ever approached…period. I had to post this for everyone and would appreciate feedback. I am totally stumped with her reaction at the end of why she just turned and walked away suddenly.
Overall, I am happy about diverting off bad topics and towards good ones like food.
I’ve been a little b@#$* the last few months and haven’t been posting much on the boards. Long story short, I am starting to get my life together and everything is getting better
My appearance:
Tight dark blue banana republic jeans, orange tight polo, brown loafer dress shoes, big shiny watch, and large black raincoat (stylish, but past crotch in length). I’ve lost over 20lbs the last couple months, so I don’t fill in my clothes like before.
I got off work around 6pm today and went to a Whole Foods for grocery shopping. I was about to get into line when I saw a persian girl walk past me. She had a peacoat on, but sported white yoga pants. Let me say that again…WHITE yoga pants. She had hazel eyes, long black hair, but thick eyebrows that were obviously trimmed (persian people will agree with me here). She was very athletic, buff, around mid-20s, and 5’5’’-5’6''. She even had Kim Kardashian long, wavy hair. It sent shivers down my spine, so I had to find her (the ass not the eyebrows lol).
She wasn’t carrying a basket, but was darting around the deli and bakery section frantically looking for something. Honestly, like briskly walking around in circles like a 8 y.o. kid. I said f-it, there will be other girls and went to the deli counter to place an order. She gets up right next to me and interrupts the clerk, shoving a food platter in his face saying it looks gross. The clerk said that it was covered with bacon, but he’ll try to find another one.
I tried to capture the dialogue as best I could, but note that the interaction was VERY dramatic. This girl was hot and cold, one moment super bubbly and the next completely serious.
The Approach:
Me: So what did they try to cover in bacon?
Girl: (Started rambling how that particular food item was gross and it didn’t look like chicken)
Me: So you just gave it back to him b/c it looked gross?
Girl: (Explained herself further saying that the bacon was weird and shouldn’t be on chicken)
Me: (Laughing along with her) What are you like the FDA?
Girl: (She stopped complaining about the chicken and started laughing with me, dismissing my claim)
Me: Okay, so you go to the grocery store on Fridays to take your energy out on everyone, huh?
Girl: (She got even more animated saying how the food here was so unusual)
Me: You’re just really cute (not even acknowledging anything she said).
Girl: (Getting serious finally) Haha you are making me blush (The tops of her checks actually got red)
Me: I’m Barry (Not extending my hand)
Girl: Hi, I’m X (Some persian name, I couldn't pronounce it)
(We started moving away from the counter - the clerk brought back another meat product but she didn’t want it.)
Me: So what are you if not an FDA agent?
Girl: (Explained she was a personal trainer and I deep-dived about what type. She asked if I was from the area as well.)
Me: (I said I just started a new job and that I lived in a nearby city. The crowd was getting thick, so I said we should move nearby).
Girl: Okay (Seriously, that’s all she said. She didn’t ask me about my job, so I didn’t mention it. Baiting not trading info people!!!)
Me: (I asked how long she’s been doing that for and explained how she came to Iran 6 years ago.)
Me: So what city in Iran?
Girl: Tehran, so I am middle-eastern (she probably thought white guys didn’t know much about the middle east and had to tell me).
Me: Middle-eastern? You know there’s a difference between persians and arabs (Touching her shoulder and joking around)
Girl: (She opened her mouth in excitement and said how they were completely different and how people put them in the same group).
Me: (I talked about seeing a show about Rick Steves visiting Tehran and seeing the city)
Girl: (Immediately she went cold and went on a huge political tangent about Iran. She said how that would never happen because the media would shut him down. I tried to divert the topic and asked why she left. She said how oppressive Iran was towards women and how it was time to move on.)
Me: Was it because the government made all the women only eat vegetarian food? Now you are trying to splurge on strange bacon wrapped food?
Girl: (FINALLY the girl started laughing again and we got talking about food)
Me: (I asked if she liked regular bbq’d meat)
Girl: (She said yes and mentioned how she normally cooks chicken)
Me: How about we grab some good bacon-wrapped food sometime.
Girl: (She gasped as I said that and was taken-aback)
Me: (I kept plowing through saying that there was an outback steakhouse in the parking lot and we should go next week)
Girl: (She explained how she normally doesn’t meet people like this, saying its unusual)
Me: You think this is crazy? I just saw you send a USDA organic chicken back. (Trying to be calm, but try to keep the tension on)
Girl: (Started rambling about how the chicken wasn’t that crazy and how America is a free country).
Me: You probably returned a perfectly normal chicken to talk to me. (I started mocking her by playing her role in my girly voice about taking the chicken back)
Me: (This was the highest point, so I asked her out again).
Girl: (Her facial expression was in total disbelief, but said she can’t. I started waling towards her but she said she had to go and walked away).
Overview:
This was the best conversation I’ve had in awhile, the sexual chemistry was off the charts with this one. The only think I could think of was addressing her objection better about this being an abnormal place to meet. The top 5 hottest girls I’ve ever approached…period. I had to post this for everyone and would appreciate feedback. I am totally stumped with her reaction at the end of why she just turned and walked away suddenly.
Overall, I am happy about diverting off bad topics and towards good ones like food.