"Pickup" Lines I'm Using

Just for good measure, here are a collection of some fun lines / responses I’ve developed here and there along the way (most of them pretty recently) and am using a lot right now, mostly to spike sexual tension and put girls into a frame of chasing and pursuing you. Enjoy!

“You know, I came to [this bar / this nightclub / city name] to get away from girls like you.”

Typically delivered after the first kiss, or in some other situation in which you have a strong sexual vibe. Uses humor to position her as chasing after you while you resist (verbally).

“I’ve been trying to be good all night, but you just keep looking at me like that. It’s wearing me down.”

Suggests she’s looking at you in a suggestive way, and she’s eroding your resistance to her charms.

“If you do that one more time, I’m going to have to pull your pants down and spank you later.”

Just setting up some strong sexual suggestion veiled in a common childhood punishment.

"I'm sorry, am I distracting you?"

Said in a sexy tone with bedroom eyes any time she gets confused or distracted or does something clumsy. Follow it up with a knowing smile and possibly a playful nudge. Implies that she's confused / clumsy because you're making her nervous and sucking up all her attention.

“I would never do that.”

Deadpan response used for any kind of sexual / suggestive challenge a girl may throw up (i.e., “Are you trying to seduce me?” or, “Do you go around hooking up with random girls in nightclubs?”). Make sure you look away to the side (almost dismissively) as you deliver this.

"So it is what it looks like."

Response for any time a girl states the obvious. Mildly patronizing tone to let her know that she's not being terribly interesting and encourage her to be more engaging. For instance, she says, "Yeah, I'm just hanging out with friends and dancing and having a few drinks." You'll use that response, and then can follow up with something clever if you like (i.e., "So it is what it looks like. And here I thought you were just out hunting for innocent, unsuspecting boys").

“I’ll give it some thought,” or, “Yeah, maybe, let me think about it.”

Response to a request from a girl that I have no intention of honoring (i.e., “Will you buy me a drink?” or, “It’s my friend’s birthday. You should dance with her!”). Is a nice / dismissive way of getting rid of an annoying request without conflict, which is unproductive.

“We’ll talk about that over breakfast tomorrow.”

Deadpan response to a silly challenge from a girl that you don’t feel like answering, such as one she’s already repeated several times (“I still don’t understand why you don’t want to go dance,” or, “Wait, so why won’t you buy me a drink?”). Make sure you look away to the side (almost dismissively) as you deliver this, and move on immediately to another topic after delivering it; for example: “We’ll talk about that over breakfast tomorrow. Listen, so, I didn’t get to tell you the story what happened when I was in Atlanta -- wait, so do you do any traveling at all? Ok cool, where have you been? No way, what’d you think of it? I was there last year, and this totally crazy blah blah blah.”

“I like [dancing / singing / drinking / watching TV] with you.”

Response to, “Do you like…?” especially if it’s something I don’t do a whole lot (i.e., dancing) and I’m doing it with her. Is a qualifying statement and states intentions.

“That’s bullshit. Don’t believe a goddamn word they say. They’re idiots, they don’t know what they’re talking about.”

Reply to anything a girl is telling you about something rude / discouraging / mean that someone else told her. Shows strong support for her, reinforces that you’re on her side and it’s you two (us) vs. the world, and gives her a command (“Don’t believe them”), therefore generating compliance, all at once. Make sure to say this with a proper amount of conviction and emotion -- show that you care about her, while at the same time, don’t go overboard and get overly emotional.

“No, you should come with me. It’s a lot more fun than [whatever else she was going to do instead], I promise.”

Use when she’s telling you she tells you she’s going to go somewhere else while you’re moving her.

“Come here and turn around.” [slap her ass when she does] “That’s what you get for being a bad girl.”

Used in response to her making some silly or sexual joke to you. Works best when you already have a somewhat sexual vibe going on.

Have fun and be good ;)

Chase