Openers  The "Pogo" Opener

Mr.Rob

Modern Human
Modern Human
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Jun 16, 2013
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Are you tired of girls not giving you any attention when you open them!? Are those Direct and Situational openers making you take yourself too seriously?

Do you feel like you have a stick up your arse when you go talk to girls!?? Well distress no more because the "Pogo" opener is exactly for YOU!

The Pogo Opener is simple. Instead of walking over to the girl you position yourself behind her perpendicular to her (meaning your shoulder should point to her back).

Now all you do is simply jump up and down moving in her direction until you bump into her back. Your shoulder/side is going to bump into her.

You will not have her full attention and you simply introduce yourself (apologize if you bumped her too hard).

She is guaranteed to hook immediately and beg for your cock.

As a side note the further you have to "Pogo" across the room the better and more cool you will look to bystanders when you makeout with the girl moments later.

In all honesty I've had really phenomenal reactions every time I've used this opener. Hahaha.

Don't take yourself soo seriously. Pickup is supposed to be FUN!

-Rob
 

Lover

Cro-Magnon Man
Cro-Magnon Man
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Jan 7, 2015
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Hey Mr.Rob! This one sounds fun. Would you use it anywhere? Or asked in another manner, in which places would you avoid using the "Pogo" opener? :)

a-jay
 
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